There's a landmine sitting on my front porch,
There's a tripwire set up by the door,
There are bear traps active on the front lawn,
There's a pressure plate ready in the foyer.

There are guard dogs waiting in the basement,
There are shotguns hiding in the walls,
There's a puddle dripping the bathroom,
Where there's a toaster plugged into the wall.

So I dare somebody now to enter,
This house at the top of the hill,
The last time someone gave it a shot,
They made it just a step when they were killed.

So before you dismiss me as a killer,
I'm not all that bad, if you will,
The maggots thanked Hitler for the fresh food,
And so, the man at the top of the hill.

So what do we do?
Jesus will save me and you.
What should we do?
Jesus will save me and you.

Okay,
So the last time people set up camp here,
They went lost and they were never found,
And here I've got a book of matches,
I'm gonna burn your whole village to the ground.

All the children crying for their mommies,
All the mommies crying for their man,
And the men are praying now for Jesus,
But Jesus seems to have up and ran.

So, I tell you, nobody can save you,
Not that precious God of yours,
Because he was absent on that dark day,
When the bombs struck, the death of the lord.

Some advice to avoid an altercation,
Between you people and Satan himself,
Would be to not even think about on intruding,
On the man at the top of the hill.

What should we do?
Jesus will save me and you. (x2)

I can feel it coming,
Apocalypse: Part 2 (x2)

I'm not afraid of a break-in,
Quite the opposite, actually,
Cause all of these traps that I set up,
Are there so I can't ever leave. (x2)