Survival Guide

from The Bedroom Wars by Kenny Hoffman

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In an earthquake,
Find a table,
And crawl under,
And wait and hold on tight,
If you're outside,
Stay away from power lines.

And if you're drowning,
Don't go splashing,
Take a deep breath,
And float on your back,
And kick the nostrils,
If a shark attacks.

In tornadoes,
hay bales are known,
To fly through trees,
Due to the high winds,
So if this happens,
Find a cellar to go in.

And if a bomb hits,
Don't look at the,
Flash that follows,
And hide out underground,
Build a shelter,
With non-perishable foods and snacks.

If they're zombies,
Don't lose your brains,
Stay in small groups,
And bring a baseball bat,
And if infected,
Join in on the attack.

So if you're thirsty,
Have some water,
And if you're hungry,
Have yourself a snack,
And if you're tired,
Take yourself a nap.

And if you're lonely...

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from The Bedroom Wars, track released February 11, 2013

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